DOGE – Douche of Grift & Extortion T-Shirt | Elon Musk Satire Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Introducing the ultimate satirical take on corporate con artistry—The DOGE (Douche of Grift & Extortion) T-Shirt! This bold design flips the script on Elon Musk's chaotic empire, replacing his favorite meme currency with a title that better suits his questionable business tactics, overpriced vanity projects, and billionaire grifts. Whether you see him as a tech genius or just another corporate overlord, this shirt is your perfect rebellion against billionaire worship.
Wear it to troll fanboys, spark conversations, or just flex on Twitter trolls.
🚨 Warning: This shirt may cause extreme butthurt in , Tech Bros, Tesla shareholders and Dogecoin investors.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. .: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
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Width, in
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Length, in
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Sleeve length, in
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